Only in Australia...

[Setanta]

Just thought I'd share this for some light entertainment - picked it up off one of the forums I frequent:

1) Only in Australia... can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.

2) Only in Australia... is "you awake" the standard concept of foreplay.

3) Only in Australia... do Supermarkets make the sick people walk all the way to the back of the store to get their Panadol's etc while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.

4) Only in Australia... do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries... and a Diet Coke.

5) Only in Australia... do banks leave both doors open and chain the pens to the counter.

6) Only in Australia... do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway, and store our junk in the garage.

7) Only in Australia... do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place.

8) Only in Australia... do we use the word "politics" to describe the process of Government. "Poli" (poly)in Latin meaning "many" and, "tics" meaning "blood sucking creatures".

9) Only in Australia... do we live by the saying "you're never too pissed if you can still find the floor".


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'90 JDM EF9 SiR

[mel_and_his_rex]

well i def. gotta disagree with most all of that, as it occurs in america too

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89 CRX Si
and a 89 CRX Dx(winter beater)

[mel_and_his_rex]

heh of course, wouldn't live my life any other way

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89 CRX Si
and a 89 CRX Dx(winter beater)

[Setanta]

pfft - copycats

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'90 JDM EF9 SiR